{"id":297,"date":"1999-07-27T10:23:28","date_gmt":"1999-07-27T08:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/?p=297"},"modified":"2020-06-03T14:06:06","modified_gmt":"2020-06-03T12:06:06","slug":"hotel-acceptant-les-chiens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/1999\/07\/27\/hotel-acceptant-les-chiens\/","title":{"rendered":"H\u00f4tel acceptant les chiens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b><span class=\"police\">Un petit texte trouv\u00e9 dans un h\u00f4tel sympa des Landes qui acceptait les chiens dans leur \u00e9tablissement (H\u00f4tel \u00ab\u00a0La Foresti\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 Biscarosse)<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"police\">Nous acceptons les chiens \u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>parce qu&rsquo;ils ne prennent pas les rideaux pour des chiffons \u00e0 chaussures ;<\/li>\n<li>parce qu&rsquo;ils ne font pas collection de petites cuill\u00e8res ;<\/li>\n<li>parce qu&rsquo;ils ne compl\u00e8tent pas leur trousseau avec<br \/>\nles serviettes de l&rsquo;h\u00f4tel ;<\/li>\n<li>parce qu&rsquo;ils ne font pas pipi dans les lavabos ;<\/li>\n<li>parce qu&rsquo;ils n&#8217;emportent pas les cendriers ;<\/li>\n<li>parce qu&rsquo;ils sont sympathiques aux gens sympathiques ;<\/li>\n<li>parce qu&rsquo;ils n&rsquo;aiment que les clients gentils<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p align=\"center\">(texte fourni par un client : Andr\u00e9e Givord 73100 Aix-Les-Bains)<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un petit texte trouv\u00e9 dans un h\u00f4tel sympa des Landes qui acceptait les chiens dans leur \u00e9tablissement (H\u00f4tel \u00ab\u00a0La Foresti\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 Biscarosse) Nous acceptons les chiens \u2026 parce qu&rsquo;ils ne prennent pas les rideaux pour des chiffons \u00e0 chaussures ; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/1999\/07\/27\/hotel-acceptant-les-chiens\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-textes-que-jaime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":298,"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/denis-meunier.be\/Deonisios\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}